I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
Nobody:
American accents are such a turn on.
What happens when you leave your iPad unattended.
(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler, via strangeness-with-charm)
‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’
What race are you?
black people:
black
white people:
2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people:
not Mexican
asian people:
not Chinese
brown people:
not Indian
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
