kendalynpaige: there are 365 days in a year, and not one passes by that your name does not race through my head when making my morning coffee. i’ve started drinking it black, no cream or sugar; you know i always had a thing for matching. so i figured it’s high time i start matching my favorite thing to my least: coffee by sunrise, and the mess you’ve made of me.
i feel this on a spiritual level
noshandthewhale: I think it’s so important and comforting to have a friend who has the same sort of mindset as you. different backgrounds and beliefs only add to the insight you gain from such wonderful people. you can take so much and also give in return, and I’m so thankful for meeting these beautiful people who make me happy and listen to me and care for me.
fil7aqiqa: I’m not going to lie, I find it interesting that people demonize lust and desire when talking about love and marriage. Sex is an integral part of marriage, if it is not there, the marriage will be strained. There is a reason why mutah is allowed, as a mercy from Allah You know what else? There is also a reason why we are advised to marry young, to avoid the repercussions of lust and...
averypottersenioryear: if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: I get it cracking like a bad back. Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat I'm Angelina, you Jennifer Come on bitch, you see where Brad at Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman Bitches play the back cause they know I'm the front man Put me on the dollar cause I'm who they trust in Ayo SB, what's the fucks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch would
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican...
soaringinadream: My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
mehreenkasana: USA’s “War on Terror” is constructed by the parallel hypervisibility and invisibility of themes that control the war’s discourse: Sexuality, race and culture projected in the lens of Western white mythology: The ‘modern, progressive, peaceful’ West as opposed to the ‘barbaric, primitive, savage’ East. It isn’t too different than good ol’ colonialism wherein heteronormativity,...
Anonymous asked: Maybe it's because you've never watched a Marilyn Monroe movie or maybe it's the fact you're really young. People adore Marilyn because she was an amazing actress, her beauty, and the way you could relate to her to many things.
Anonymous asked: why do you hate Marilyn Monroe?
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
dietchola: the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
allons-yasshole: deodrant: i was never good at geography not with that latitude
When I realize I have been procrastinating instead...
lolsofunny: me currently